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Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water. Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard. You are not an adult. You are a baby. Eat the baby food.- hey can I have like 50 bucks? @elonmusk
- Who's winning the world cup? I have a crippling gambling addiction and need some action
GIF - I stole $150 from my high school in 2008 so I could buy an iPod Nano to listen to podcasts about @Warcraft
