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Mary Perry
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Mary Perry
@sifrious
Syntax professional & semantics enthusiast.
Scranton, PA
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Sep 4, 2022
    Replying to @jdesmondharris
    Sung to the same tune as “it’s bedtime, why are you running: please stop”, “I said pick out 5 books; that’s 23” and “put your arms down or you won’t fall asleep”
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Apr 28, 2025
    Replying to @pli_cachete
    I work in a primarily male field. Whenever I talk to a married/committed man professionally or when I am networking, I notice his facial expression when he mentions his wife. If his eyes light up when he thinks of her, I continue to network, accept opportunities if they’re
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    Mary Perry
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    Sep 3, 2024
    Replying to @Apocaloptimist5
    It also predicts how well you can communicate with English speaking white men who work in academia pretty well. And if you're good at tanagrams (although that's a bit tautological)
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Aug 28, 2024
    ...Porque? Alright, so. Guys. I like databases.
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Jul 30, 2025
    Living. The. Dream.
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    Mary Perry
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    Aug 7, 2025
    I spent more than a year teaching myself about design patterns and all about source diving and the request lifecycle, and then I gave this talk at Laracon 🔗👇🏻💛
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Jun 13, 2022
    Oh no that little ) that wasn’t curvy enough to be a } has to make other people feel sad too :/
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Dec 20, 2022
    Replying to @RealGeoffErwin @MIT_CSAIL and @IanColdwater
    Alias sudo to please and remember to echo thank you and ily
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @terminaldotshop
    Getting hit in the face with a bag of [Object object] is not a threat, it’s a promise
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Aug 28, 2024
    It's been wonderful to meet @enunomaduro, hear about pest 3 and experience another fabulous Laracon After Dark
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Aug 28, 2024
    Even I never dreamed of Magic like this! 🚀☁️⭐️ #LaraconUS 2024
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Mar 15, 2023
    Replying to @NickFitz
    This is a beautiful wish and i join you in it
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Sep 7, 2023
    First blog post I think ever dev.to/mmelines/pest-… this has been a thing
    Pest-Driven Development: Project Planning
    From dev.to
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    Mary Perry
    @sifrious
    Sep 9, 2025
    Replying to @_AashishReddy
    He’s a 10 and he aligns with values and mission but he doesn’t increase shareholder value
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